Meet the retards! Retardation-Foundation class 2009

[Arkie]

Meet the retards!
Meet the members of the Retardation-Foundation class 2009, these retards are enrolled into the Retardation-Foundation University to compete to be the best programmer. You might find them on the Retardation-Foundation.com website or here on the Retardation-Foundation board helping other developers or asking for help.


Founder
Gaylord Ritardo is the founder and professor at the Retardation-Foundation.com University. He teaches Java and .NET. and CEO of the retards organisation.



Professors
Urbanus "Gaylord" met Anus
Do not confuse him with Gaylord Ritardo, unlike him, Urbanus is a real gaylord. He teaches Java / .NET and is also a part time  sexology, anusology and nasi gangbang assistant teacher.




Students

Roger Oliver
He is a 1st year retard student studying for his master degree but still trying to grasp the fundamentals of the Java language. How he graduated from the Retardation-Foundation University with a bachelor degree is still unknown. (Investigation is still going, but don't tell him)


Arnold Nutzcracker
He's a 6th year bachelor student of the Retardation-Foundation and still trying to learn the basics of Java and .NET, he likes to play ninja all day and is stupid as hell. No one dares to tell him that however because he would kick their ass.


Willem Baez
He's an international exchange student from the Netherlands. He's a 2nd year bachelor student and he writes the worst code of them all but that doesn't make him cry, infact he laughs all day and night to cheer up the other retards when they are stuck with their coding homework.



Graduated students

Gary Mosselmanz
Gary graduated last year in special olympics. He recieved his bachelor degree with one of the highest score (61%) of all the graduates in 2008  that took the special olympics class. He can run very fast and can create very complex code that no one understands including himself. The "3" that is written on his bachelor degree means the lines of code that he can type that compiles with with current Retardation Framework. Very impressive for a retard.

[jad killer]

I like the last one. He seems like my kind of guy. Lol jk!